ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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