Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
nutella sex= disaster
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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