So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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