If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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