oh god the rape fog is back!
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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