Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
