Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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