and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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