That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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