apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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