my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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