i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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