when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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