Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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