so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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