so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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