I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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