I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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