One girl and one boy is just not enough.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Did I show you my penis last night?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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