I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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