Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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