On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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