also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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