ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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