I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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