So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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