He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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