thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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