I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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