I just saw a hot homeless man
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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