Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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