at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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