the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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