But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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