New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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