He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
After tacos, we're chasing women.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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