I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
