were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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