Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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