He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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