Jerry, you need to find god
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize