i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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