careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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