Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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