stop calling my apartment porn island.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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