Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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