He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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