She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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