I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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