I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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