The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Come see our sink grown plant.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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